Available Sizes: 24 oz.
Jack Newmovskya was standing on the tip of a Russian Steppe imbibing from a bottle of vodka when he slipped on the ice and tumbled all the way down the steppes, landing on top of Velma Kafka who was passing by with a bag of noodles and tomatoes for her dinner, thereby creating a mish-mash of Jack, Velma, vodka and tomatoes. When they got untangled, Jack and Velma went to her place, cooked the mish-mash into a delicious pasta with vodka sauce which is now the rage in St. Petersburg where it is known as Newmovakya’s Own. P. Loquesto Newman