Available Sizes: 16 oz.
The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Light Caesar. The starters gun - Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman’s Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft® and further than Wishbone®. First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman’s Own Light Caesar in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman’s Own Light, she murmurs, “You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby”, and patting his fanny she whispers, “and no fat.”