Available Sizes: 24 oz.
Andy Anonymous was a poor orphan who lived with a despicable foster couple, Melvin and Melba Malishoush. Andy asked for a nickel so he could buy 2 marshmallows for the school picnic, but instead of a nickel, Melvin gave him a thump on his head and a push out the door. At the picnic, none of the rich kids would give Andy a marshmallow to roast. Nearby was a plant filled with cherry tomatoes. Andy picked one, stuck it on a stick and roasted it in the fire, which the other kids made fun of. But when it came off the fire, the tomato looked so good, tasted so tomato-ey, that the other kids turned the event into a tomato roast, with Andy in charge. Andy is now going to a prominent prep school on a cooking scholarship and he gave Newman’s Own his Fire-Roasted Tomato Pasta Sauce. P.S. Non-vegetarians add meat as desired.