Water, Red Wine Vinegar, Vegetable Oil (Soybean Oil and/or Canola Oil), Sugar, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Salt, Chianti Wine, Natural Red Wine Flavor, Contains 2% or Less of: Onion Juice, Onion*, Garlic*, Xanthan Gum, Spices, Citric Acid, Natural Elderberry Extract and Annatto (For Color)
*Dried
Not Kosher
The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Light Red Wine Vinegar. The starters gun - Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman's Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft(R) and further than Wishbone(R). First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman's Own Lite Red Wine Vinegar in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman's Own Lite Red Wine Vinegar, she murmurs, "You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby", and patting his fanny she whispers, "and no fat."(c)