Available in: 16 oz. & 24 oz.
Water, Balsamic Vinegar, Vegetable Oil (Soybean Oil and/or Canola Oil), Sugar, Distilled Vinegar, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Salt, Contains 2% or Less of: Garlic, Spice, Onion, Xanthan Gum, Red Bell Pepper, Paprika (For Color)
The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Lite Balsamic Vinaigrette. The starter’s gun – Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman’s Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft(R) and further than Wishbone(R). First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman’s Own Lite Balsamic Vinaigrette in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman’s Own Lite, she murmurs, “You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby”, and patting his fanny she whispers, and no fat.” ©